A friend posted this on myspace, I had to share.br /br /br /Enjoy…br /br /The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.br /————————————————-br /Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.br /————————————————-br /Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.br /————————————————-br /Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.br /————————————————-br /Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.br /————————————————-br /Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.br /————————————————-br /Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.br /————————————————-br /A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.br /————————————————-br /Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.br /————————————————-br /You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This [...]

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